Bored fish wants a new home, will consider trade in Winnipeg, Manitoba

Bored tough fish wants a new challenge. So far he has escaped a pail of water, jumping around on the lam for almost three minutes ... only to be re-captured and placed into a newer, larger 24 gal. tank. Then he survived an accidental bath in a chemical sterilizing solution. He used to receive treated water in his tank, now he likes water straight from the tap. Sometimes he will come over to the edge of the glass with that "get me out of here" expression. His 24 gallon hooded tank sits on a matching black cupboard, comes with all the accessories and food, etc. Just rescue him for $200. His home and accessories cost over $550. WILL CONSIDER TRADING FOR SOMETHING OF EQUAL VALUE. ie: something that had been originally about $500 in value, a few years old, in good shape. Make an offer.